Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
What a dumb baby whore.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
