how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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