I don't think brook has ever known best
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Holy shit dude........stairs
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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