He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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