I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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