I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
