And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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