4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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