Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
