Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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