It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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