I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I need water and some morals
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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