I got chris browned last night
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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