margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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