the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It's shark week go big or go home
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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