She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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