that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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