69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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