I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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