I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
