That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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