Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I want to be your penis for a week.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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