Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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