The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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