ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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