no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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