so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
