is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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