Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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