it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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