So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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