i permit you to call me
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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