he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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