At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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