Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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