Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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