New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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