used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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