Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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