your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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