Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm just crazy horny about you
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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