So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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