Me too!
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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