so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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