Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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