Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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