I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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