is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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