I want to make a zoo with you.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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