we're blogging at a bar
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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