How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I know her cup size but not her name....
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